Sad Great Dane

Three Twisted Letters – Valentine’s Day Edition

Three twisted, and hopefully humorous. letters. A post-Valentine’s day celebration coming from a Valentines writing event from The Sketch School.  I’ve added the prompts to the bottom if you’re interested. Enjoy! Dear John Dear John, It’s me, Brutus, your loyal Great Dane. Well, I was loyal. Things have changed so much, and I don’t understand …

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Protest Signs spouting gibberish.

Radical Group Demands Gibberish as National Language

SEATTLE-Emboldened by recent protests and other civic activity, the local Seattle branch of TrePooFA! (formerly “Use Your Words Properly”) have made several demands of Mayor Durkan earlier this week. The most controversial was the demand to change the official language of Seattle from English to Gibberish citing the English language as violent, non-inclusive and offensive. …

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News story about construction workers

Chocolate Kisses Key in Brutal Construction Crew Attack

SEATTLE–Earlier today, a local woman was arrested after attacking a crew of construction workers in Seattle’s Phinney Ridge neighborhood. According to responding officials, the trigger for the attack was the amount of construction noise pollution. Neil Swayze, owner of the new 6 floor apartment structure going up on the east side of Greenwood said, “This …

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